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but totally devoid of the insolence of the sex-urge. And then Tag had so many reasons, including the
supreme one, for feeling friendly and grateful toward his brilliant Great-aunt Veronica, world-famous as
a biologist in certain mystical and un-stuffy scientific circles, who ten years ago had bequeathed him
much more than her monetary riches.
He gently rubbed the second seed between his fingertips and touched the still-bulging envelope with a
miser's tenderness as he rested his eyes and his feelings on the four photographs.
The first showed his Great-aunt, not quite so elderly, standing with Luther Burbank in a cactus garden.
In the second, very elderly indeed, she was accepting in Tiflis the reverent handclasp of Trofim
Lysenko, Soviet proponent of the theory that environment shapes genetic heredity, at some time before
that rogue-scientist's nominally voluntary resignation as head of the All-Union Academy of Agricultural
Science.
In the third she stood alone and grimly smiling in front of the shut doors of what a brass plate identified
as the head-quarters of the American Botanical Society. That was the one signed Veronica Adams, D.
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S. in the same large spidery script as that on the old brown envelopes.
The last showed her in a Parisian dining room together with a group of quaintly bearded men in full
evening dress all the faces almost flat white from an overly powerful magnesium flash. She was
receiving from them the Meta-Lamarckian Medal for her paper, Seventeen Verified Instances of the
Shaping of Plant Development by Thoughts, Symbols, Pictures, and Exodermal Tokens."
Tag's expression grew more pensive still and he began to tug gently and rhythmically with the hand
holding the seed at his wide-based sharp-pointed chin-beard. His eyes closed and his face grew tranquil.
He began to snore very softly.
His hands did not fall asleep, however. After a bit, although his face did not change at all, they went
busily to work, planting the second seed without more ado in the second pot, over which he was leaning
closely, extracting from its envelope and planting a Vamps seed in a third pot just beside the second,
finally replacing both envelopes on their shelf.
Then his hands grew still and his face woke up with a shake and a start. For a moment he was
frightened, then he realized he'd simply been dozing standing up he'd been driving himself lately and
Great-aunt Veronica was such a pleasantly soporific topic for reverie. Strange, though, he thought, the
dazed abstraction he'd felt for a moment had been very like the state of mind he used to experience when
his hypnotist had implanted some particularly strong suggestion but he hadn't summoned the man for
the last three months.
He'd had a flash of the same sort of feeling sometime earlier today, he recalled. Yes, it had occurred
during the first part of his interview with the abominable Erica Slyker.
But she was well taken care of now. In fact all his work here was done, he decided after the quickest of
glances, and it would come to fruition in due course.
Meanwhile he had no business loitering away a moment more at this time of the month, he reminded
himself as he spun around and trotted through the dark toward the secret panel.
There was a sharp bzzz behind him. It made him jump for an instant it activated his old fear of bees, a
fear most unsuitable in a gardener, but so deep that even his hypnotist had never been able to counteract
it.
Then he realized it was only the phone ... and he kept on toward the secret panel. In a flash of intuition
he'd know it had to be his Executive Managing Editor and that for once the bumbler had a thoroughly
adequate reason for calling him at his secret number.
There was grueling work to be done for the next five days, and not one moment to delay.
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Specifically, Kittens had to be put to bed not stupid pushy cuddle-crazy girls, but something really
important ... the next issue of a stunningly successful national magazine!
* * * *
For the next five hectic days Taggart Adams hardly thought once of his secret garden or of the incidents
leading up to his last visit there, though he did remember to fire the staff boy and girl he'd caught
embracing.
During these periods when he couldn't spare time for himself, the garden was cared for by an elderly
Sicilian deaf-mute of submoronic intelligence but absolute trustworthiness with growing things his
ancestors had trained vines and coaxed hedges for the ancient Romans.
But now at least the next Kittens was abed on its whirring ink-acrid presses, the first run mercilessly
checked and rechecked, and Tag had a full recovery-week to do exactly what he wanted no parties to
appear at, no avidly hopeful new girls to check over, no boringly abstract undress photography sessions,
no new geniuses to give a grudging hearing, no V.I.P.'s to bully and charm ... and only one or two
members, if that many, of his house-or-magazine staff knowing what he really was up to or even where
he really was.
He could canoe copt through Canada's hidden-most lakes, submarine the West Indies in this
technically illegal private submersible, dig London, take a whirl through the Continental capitals, shoot
Africa with the seventh wealthiest man in the world, study the Swiss banking system from the inside, or
simply tend his secret garden ... quietly vegetate ...
Well, in any case he would start off with a look-see at the last, he decided.
This time when the panel closed behind him, it was day inside. Great glowing checkerboards of
window-simulating sunshine-shedding panels in ceiling and walls made him squint. He patiently let his
eyes accommodate and after a minute he saw his garden in its full glory.
To either side of the aisle between him and the potting table, row on row of potted plants went back in
rising banks to the walls of the huge room. Each plant was like a large jack-in-the-pulpit or love-in-a-
mist or fever-tree flower, in that each thick stemmed bloom was canopied and bowered by great dark
green leaves of the sort botanists called spathes and bracts.
But these must be jill-in-the-pulpit, for each green alcove enshrined a flowering slip girl about twelve
inches high. Many showed only their faces, though with swellings in the stem indicating where bosoms
and hips were developing.
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